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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- ♪ OHH...

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪

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[waves crashing]

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[upbeat ukulele music]

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♪

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[dramatic music]

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♪

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- [coughing]

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UGH.

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ALL THE WAY
FROM THE BAKERY.

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BUT IT'LL BE ALL WORTH IT

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WHEN I FINALLY GET MY HANDS
ON A KRABBY PATTY.

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- ♪ SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP,
BA-DOOP, WAH ♪

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♪ SHOOBIE, DOO-DOO, BA-DOOP

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- HERE WE GO.

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[evil laughter]

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- ♪ LA-DA-DA, LOO, DA-DA

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[sniffs]

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AHH.

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- PERFECT.

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HE'S HEADED FOR THE FRONT DOOR.

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NOW'S THE TIME TO MAKE MY EXIT.

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- HERE YA GO, SANDY.

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A SPECIAL KRABBY PATTY
FOR A SPECIAL FRIEND.

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- WHY, THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

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I SURE AM OBLIGED.

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I LOVE THESE THINGS,

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BUT IT'S ALWAYS
A LITTLE TRICKY EATIN' ONE.

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PARDON ME.

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- OH, NO.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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- WHOA!

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OOH!

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- [munching and gulping]

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[squeaking sounds]

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[munching]

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- EWWW.

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[gasps]

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NO WATER.

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CAN'T BREATHE.

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- [snarfing]

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- [sighs heavily]

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- ♪ LA-DA-DA-DEE,
DA-DA-DA-DEE ♪

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TIME TO GET
THIS STINKY THING OFF

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[ripping sounds]

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[sniffing]

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BOY, THAT'S RIPE.

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♪ A-DOOP-A-DOOP,
A-DOOP-DOOP-DOOP ♪

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♪ DOOP-A-DOOP-A-DOO

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- [gasps]

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WHERE AM I?

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- ♪ A-DOOP-A-DOOP,
DOOP-DOO-DOO ♪

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♪ A-SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB
IN THE TUB, TUB, TUB ♪

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- WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S OCEAN
IS THAT REPULSIVE THING?

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- MM-MMM.

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NOTHIN' LIKE A HOT SHOWER

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TO MAKE A SQUIRREL
FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN.

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- SANDY CHEEKS?

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BUT WHERE'S HER FUR?

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WOW!

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WAIT A MINUTE...

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THAT'S IT!

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I THINK I'VE JUST FOUND OUT

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HOW TO GET
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA

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ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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- ♪ SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP
SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP ♪

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♪ GETTING CLEAN

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♪ NO FLEAS ON ME

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♪ I'M GETTING CLEAN

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♪ DOOP-A-DOO

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- HOPE YOU LIKE LONG SHOWERS,
SQUIRREL.

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- WAS THERE AN ACCIDENT?
WHAT IS THAT?

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- OUR TICKET
TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA,

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THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.

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- OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

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- AS SERIOUS AS A SHARK ATTACK.

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- AHH.

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NOW IT'S TIME TO RING OUT
MY STINKY FUR COAT.

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WHAT IN TARNATION?

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MAYBE I LEFT IT OUTSIDE.

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[groaning]

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I'M LOCKED IN!!

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HI-YA!

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SOME LOW-LIFE VARMINT
STOLE MY THINGS

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AND BROKE INTO MY HOME.

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MY HOME!

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I'M GONNA GET THAT
SON OF A GUITAR PICKER!

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[ominous music]

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♪

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- OKAY, KAREN,
WISH ME LUCK!

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[mechanical whirring]

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- REPULSIVE.

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- [laughs]

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THIS IS GONNA WORK LIKE A CHARM.

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Honk!

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WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STANDING,
CORAL BRAINS.

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- SANDY?

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YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

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HEY, YOU GOT TO STOP EATING
AT THE CHUM BUCKET.

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THAT STUFF
WILL ROT YOUR INSIDES.

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- LIES, LIES!

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THE CHUM BUCKET WILL ALWAYS BE
MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT!

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- SANDY, YOU DON'T SOUND
LIKE YOURSELF.

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- [mimicking Sandy]
NO, SANDY IS HERSELF.

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NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS
IN ANY WAY, Y'ALL.

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- WELL, AS LONG AS THERE'S
NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS.

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- HUH, THAT WAS CLOSE.

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I GOT TO PERFECT
THAT TEXAS DRAWL.

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YEE-HAW.

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YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW.

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Crash!

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HOWDY, PARTNER.

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Smash!

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- SANDY, YOU'RE BACK.

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- YEP, THAT KRABBY PATTY
WAS SO DARN GOOD,

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I GOT TO SEE
HOW YOU MAKE ONE.

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- HUH, SAY, SANDY,
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

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- UH, WHAT'RE Y'ALL TALKING
ABOUT, SPONGEBOB?

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IT'S YER OLE PAL
IN THE LIVING FUR.

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- YEAH, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
IS DIFFERENT.

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I JUST CAN'T PUT
MY FINGER ON IT.

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- PLEASE DON'T PUT
YOUR FINGER ON IT.

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- I GOT IT!

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YOU'RE NOT WEARING
YOUR SPACE SUIT AND HELMET!

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UH, YEAH.

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THAT'S, UH...

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CAUSE, UH...

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I JUST BREATHE UNDERWATER NOW.

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IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

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- LET'S GET COOKIN'!

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- WHEW.

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- [sniffs]

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THE GOOEY FRESHNESS
THAT IS THE KRABBY PATTY PATTY.

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- LET ME STOP YOU THERE,
SQUAREPANTS.

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I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED TO KNOW

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HOW Y'ALL MAKE
ONE OF THEM THERE PATTIES.

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- [laughs]

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NO CAN DO, BUDDY.

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THAT WOULD REQUIRE
REVEALING THE SECRET FORMULA,

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AND THAT IS EXPLICITLY FORBIDDEN

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AS PER MY CURRENT
LABOR CONTRACT.

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- YEAH, BUT THIS IS
YER OLD BUDDY SANDY CHEEKS.

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WHY, YOU AND ME ARE AS CLOSER
'N TWO CATFISH IN A SKILLET.

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- AH, SANDY,

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SECTION 934.44-929B

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SPECIFICALLY PROHIBITS
THE DISCLOSURE

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OF THE SECRET FORMULA
TO FRIENDS,

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EVEN WHEN THOSE FRIENDS
ARE QUOTE:

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"CLOSER 'N TWO CATFISH
IN A SKILLET."

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- CURSE YOU, KRABS!

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- BUT I CAN SHOW YOU
ALL THE OTHER INS AND OUTS

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OF MAKING A STEAMY KRABBY PATTY.

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FIRST, I MAKE SURE I'M
AT THE COMFORTABLE

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GRILLING TEMPERATURE
OF 274 DEGREES.

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AND NOW WE ARE GUH-RILLING.

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- AND APPROXIMATELY HOW LONG
DO YOU COOK A PATTY?

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- A KRABBY PATTY IS COOKED

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FOR EXACTLY 283 SECONDS
ON EACH SIDE.

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- 283 SECONDS.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GETTING ALL THIS

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STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE.

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HOW COULD THIS GET ANY EASIER?

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- I'M PUTTIN'
THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY FORMULA

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OUT IN PLAIN SIGHT.

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- YEE-HAW!

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- YEAH, ANYWAY...

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I'M GONNA LEAVE IT OUT HERE
WHILE I CLEAN OUT THE SAFE.

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DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT,
BOY-O.

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- YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME,
MR. K.

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- OH-HO, MAN!

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THAT SECRET FORMULA
IS AS GOOD AS MINE.

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- THE NO-GOOD WHO NABBED MY PELT
SURELY CAME HERE.

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PROBABLY WANTED TO CASH IT IN

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ON THE BIKINI BOTTOM
BLACK MARKET.

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WELL, NOT IF I CATCH
THAT VARMINT FIRST.

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YOU, YA SEEN ANYBODY
IN THESE PARTS

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HAULIN' A FUR PELT?

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- [laughs]

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LOOK IT,
A NAKED CHIPMUNK.

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[laughter]

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- CHIPMUNK?

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[laughter]

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WHAT IS SO FUNNY
ABOUT GETTING MY FUR STOLE?

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- AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF HAVING
YOUR PINK RAT FLESH EXPOSED?

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- [together] YEAH.

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- WITH THIS MUCH ATTENTION,
THAT NO-GOOD FUR THIEF

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WILL SEE ME COMIN' A MILE AWAY.

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I BEST FIND SOMETHIN'
TO COVER MY HIND END.

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[gasps]

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[percussive music]

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TIME TO GO CATCH ME SOME SCUM.

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- NOW THAT WE'RE GRILLIN',
WE CAN WORK ON THE FIXINGS.

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SEE, THERE ARE TWO PATTIES HERE.

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BUT BEFORE WE GET
INTO SLICING AND DICING

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WE ALWAYS START
WITH THE WASHING.

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WE'LL BEGIN WITH THE SEAWEED.

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- OKAY, I'LL STAND ON THAT SIDE
FOR A BETTER VIEW.

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- OKEYDOKEY,
BUT PAY CLOSE ATTENTION,

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FOR CLEANLINESS
IS THE PUBLIC'S LAST DEFENSE

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AGAINST A LIFE
OF HORRIBLE DISEASE.

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- THERE IT IS.

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- ALWAYS ENSURE THAT YOUR BRUSH
IS ADEQUATELY LATHERED.

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THEN THOROUGHLY CLEAN
THE SURFACE...

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ALWAYS MAKING SURE
TO GET BOTH SIDES.

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- THAT'S NICE.

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THAT'S INTERESTING.

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ALMOST THERE.

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- THEN LAY IT DOWN
ONTO THE DRYING RACK

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AND WE'LL ENGAGE
OUR DRYING PHASE, HMM.

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SANDY!

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- WHAT?
NOTHING.

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- REMEMBER, NEVER OVERDRY.

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OTHERWISE, THE SEAWEED
BECOMES BRITTLE AND CRACKS.

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- THAT DASTARDLY RUSTLER'S
GOT TO BE

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SOMEWHERE IN THESE PARTS.

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[crackling]

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- HEY LOOK,
A HAIRLESS GOAT.

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[laughter]

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[camera shutter clicks]

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- STEADY, STEADY.

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NICE.

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OH, YOU'RE OFF-CENTER
BY 3.6 MILLIMETERS.

242
00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:08,444
MMMPH,
TRY IT AGAIN, SANDY.

243
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,548
- AAGH!

244
00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:13,725
THIS IS GETTING SO TEDIOUS.

245
00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:17,073
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DEMONSTRATE
A FEW MORE TIMES

246
00:09:17,177 --> 00:09:19,248
SO I CAN GET THE HANG OF IT.

247
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:23,286
- ORWE COULD ADDRESS
YOUR PROBLEM AREAS DIRECTLY.

248
00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,323
ARE YOU STRUGGLING
WITH THE FINAL WRIST FLICK?

249
00:09:25,426 --> 00:09:27,670
OR IS YOUR DIFFICULTY
WITH THE INITIAL TRANSFER MOVE?

250
00:09:27,774 --> 00:09:29,223
- GAAAH!

251
00:09:29,327 --> 00:09:31,432
- [panting]

252
00:09:31,536 --> 00:09:33,262
I'M TIRED OF RUNNING.

253
00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,229
TIME TO TAKE A STAND.
- [gasps]

254
00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,680
A NUDIST FERRET.

255
00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,509
- GET IN THE CAR, KIDS.

256
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,097
- IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

257
00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:41,960
I...

258
00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:43,548
- GET OUT OF HERE.

259
00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:45,826
[shouting]

260
00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:46,965
- UNBELIEVABLE.

261
00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:50,003
- I BETTER GO UNDERGROUND.

262
00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:54,663
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

263
00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:55,881
IF I'M EVER GONNA CATCH
THIS THUG,

264
00:09:55,905 --> 00:09:57,769
I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP.

265
00:09:57,873 --> 00:10:00,772
- OH, STILL OFF
BY THATMUCH.

266
00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:01,877
TRY IT AGAIN.

267
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,188
- [groans]

268
00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,846
- OOH, TRY AGAIN.

269
00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,296
MM, TRY AGAIN.

270
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,298
OH, TRY AGAIN.

271
00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:12,301
OH, TRY AGAIN.

272
00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:14,924
OH, TRY AGAIN.

273
00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:16,028
- AAARGH!

274
00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:18,410
YOU TRY IT AGAIN!

275
00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:20,412
I'M MAKIN' MY MOVE.

276
00:10:21,551 --> 00:10:24,554
IT'S FINALLY MINE!

277
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,592
TIME TO KICK THIS BABY
INTO FOUR-CLAW DRIVE.

278
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,112
- WAIT, SANDY.

279
00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,320
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!

280
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,048
- MY PELT!

281
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,464
- MR. KRABS!

282
00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,639
SANDY'S MAKIN' OFF
WITH THE FORMULA!

283
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,056
SANDY, YOU'RE NAKED,

284
00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,479
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY CLOTHES ON.

285
00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:47,785
- UNHAND MY PELT,
YOU UNKNOWN VARMINT!

286
00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:50,477
- ONLY FROM MY COLD,
DEAD FEELERS.

287
00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:51,892
- PLANKTON!

288
00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:53,525
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
THIS WAS YOUR DOIN'.

289
00:10:53,549 --> 00:10:54,964
NOW FEEL THIS!

290
00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:56,690
HI-YA!

291
00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:58,554
PWAA!

292
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,658
Crash!

293
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,526
GOT YA!

294
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:09,565
AND NOW FOR THE APPROPRIATE
PUNISHMENT FOR A NO-GOOD,

295
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,567
YELLA BELLY LIKE YOURSELF.

296
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,569
- MY EYE!

297
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,986
THIS CONDIMENT
IS HIGHLY IRRITATING TO MY EYE.

298
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,126
- OH, THANK YOU, SANDY.

299
00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:20,231
THANK YOU, SANDY.

300
00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:22,474
- UH, SURE, MR. KRABS.

301
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:25,305
- WE'LL TAKE THAT SICKO
OFF YOUR HANDS.

302
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:27,514
- COPS,
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

303
00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:29,585
TAKE THE SICKO AWAY!

304
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,243
- ACTUALLY, WE'RE REFERRING
TO YOU, MA'AM.

305
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:35,798
PUBLIC NUDITY IS AGAINST THE LAW
IN THIS COUNTY.

306
00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:37,455
BUT DON'T FRET.

307
00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:40,458
YOU'LL LOOK JUST FINE
IN PRISON ORANGE.

308
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:41,561
- [sighs] OH.

309
00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:46,188
[surf guitar music]

310
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:53,540
♪

311
00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:56,405
[thunder crackles]

312
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,442
[carnival music]

313
00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,168
♪

314
00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:03,205
- EH, THAT'S THE LIFE

315
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,655
- PLANKTON!

316
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,796
- HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT.

317
00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:10,660
- AND I'M TIRED OF WATCHING YOU
SIT AROUND ALL DAY.

318
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,491
ADMIT IT, THE CHUM BUCKET
IS A TOTAL FAILURE.

319
00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:14,837
- IT IS NOT!

320
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,459
BUSINESS IS JUST SLOW.

321
00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:17,426
- NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH.

322
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,807
IF YOU'D TAKE MY ADVICE,

323
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,094
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE
WOULD BE YOURS.

324
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:22,120
- [laughs]

325
00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:23,225
YOU?

326
00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:24,882
YOU'RE JUST A COMPUTER.

327
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:27,056
I'M THE EVIL GENIUS AROUND HERE.

328
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,506
[door bangs open]

329
00:12:28,609 --> 00:12:30,922
- THIS IS IT, SON,
THE CHUM BUCKET.

330
00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:34,201
- LOOKS LIKE THIS FAILURE
HAS A CUSTOMER.

331
00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:35,409
HELLO.

332
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:36,513
ARE YOU LOST?

333
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:37,998
- NO, WE'RE NOT LOST.

334
00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:40,483
I PROMISED MY BOY I'D TAKE HIM
TO THE CHUM BUCKET TODAY.

335
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:41,795
- REALLY?

336
00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:44,246
- WOW,
LOOK AT THAT ORDER WINDOW!

337
00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:47,145
IT'S COMPLETELY COVERED
IN GRIME AND FILTH.

338
00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:48,560
- COOL.

339
00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:49,664
- [sniffing]

340
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,425
SMELL THAT AIR!

341
00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:52,357
- [sniffs]

342
00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:53,048
IT MAKES ME WANT TO HURL.

343
00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:55,395
- [laughs]

344
00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:58,778
I THINK THE CHUM BUCKET
IS THE HIGH POINT OF OUR TOUR.

345
00:12:58,881 --> 00:12:59,881
- YOUR TOUR?

346
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,159
- THAT'S RIGHT.

347
00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:03,127
WE'RE VISITING
THE MOST DISGUSTING PLACES

348
00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,128
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

349
00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:06,958
AND SO FAR,
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.

350
00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:09,305
FAREWELL,
YOU FILTHY LITTLE FELLA.

351
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:11,618
WHAT DO YA SAY
WE TRY THE CITY DUMP NEXT?

352
00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:13,620
- OH, BOY.

353
00:13:13,723 --> 00:13:15,139
- [groans]

354
00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:16,588
- SO HOW'D IT GO?

355
00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:17,555
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

356
00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:18,970
I'M SUCH A FAILURE.

357
00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,592
- AWW.
SO, DO YOU GIVE UP?

358
00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:22,560
- YES.
- YOU'LL DO WHAT I TELL YOU NOW?

359
00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:24,251
- YES.
- HERE'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.

360
00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:28,531
YOU WANT THE PATTY RECIPE,
THEN GO TO THE MAN WHO WROTE IT.

361
00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:29,705
EUGENE KRABS.

362
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,913
- RIGHT.

363
00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:32,363
WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF THAT BEFORE?

364
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:33,778
- WITH MY MIND CONNECTOR,

365
00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:35,987
YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO READ KRABS' MIND,

366
00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:37,471
TRANSFERRING THE RECIPE

367
00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:40,612
DIRECTLY INTO YOUR TEENY,
TINY, LITTLE BRAIN.

368
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:43,029
- WOW,
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

369
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,132
WHOA!

370
00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:47,033
UM, K-KAREN?

371
00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:47,896
WHOA!

372
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:49,069
- HOLD STILL.

373
00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:50,277
- MMPH!

374
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:52,659
- YOU'LL NEED THIS.

375
00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:56,318
- AND JUST HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO ATTACH IT TO KRABS' BRAIN?

376
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,527
- LEAVE THAT TO ME, HON.

377
00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,630
Thwump!

378
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,840
PREPARE FOR LAUNCH.

379
00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:02,565
TARGET IN RANGE.

380
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:04,395
LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED.

381
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,397
- NO, WAIT!

382
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,295
THERE HE IS!

383
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:09,399
GET OUT OF THE WAY!

384
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:11,851
THIS IS IT!

385
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,198
MOVE IT!

386
00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:15,440
HA, HA!

387
00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:18,340
YOU'RE MINE.

388
00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:19,789
- HEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT

389
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,653
THIS LIFE-SIZE CUTOUT
OF YOU, MR. KRABS?

390
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:23,103
- NO!

391
00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:24,518
AAH!

392
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:26,037
OOF!

393
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:27,936
- I TOLD YA TO STOP PLAYIN'
WITH THAT THING

394
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,284
AND GET BACK TO WORK.

395
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,079
- UGH.
GREAT.

396
00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,943
- PLANKTON, WHAT HAPPENED?

397
00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:38,015
- THANKS TO YOUR BRILLIANT AIM,
HONEY,

398
00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:41,018
I'M STUCK INSIDE
THAT FOOL OF A FRY COOK.

399
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:44,021
- WELL, HONEY, YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO CHANGE PLANS.

400
00:14:44,124 --> 00:14:46,886
PLUG INTO HIS EYES
AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE.

401
00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:53,893
- HUH?

402
00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:56,033
HEY, SQUIDWARD,
WE BLEW A FUSE.

403
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:58,296
- I'M GONNA BLOW A FUSE
IF YOU DON'T GET THAT ORDER UP.

404
00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:00,312
- IT WORKS!

405
00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:03,005
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING
SPONGEBOB SEES.

406
00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,469
- HEY, CAN SOMEBODY HIT
THE LIGHTS?

407
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:07,113
- SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S
THE KRABBY PATTY FOR ORDER 17?

408
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:08,424
- OH, SQUIDWARD, IS THAT YOU?

409
00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:09,667
OH, IT'S SO DARK IN HERE.

410
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,013
I CAN'T SEE A THING.

411
00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,197
- CAN YOU JUST GET
THE KRABBY PATTY?

412
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,499
- SURE THING, SQUIDWARD.

413
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:17,054
ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP.

414
00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:18,676
- HE'S GOING TO MAKE
A KRABBY PATTY

415
00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,712
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

416
00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:22,035
- OH, NOW,
WHERE ARE THOSE PATTIES?

417
00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:22,542
NO, NUH-UH.

418
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,026
NUH, NO.

419
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,097
AH, THERE YOU ARE, PATTY!

420
00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:27,857
ADD ONE FLUFFY BUN LIKE SO

421
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,308
AND A SQUIRT OF SPECIAL SAUCE.

422
00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:32,655
- HEH, HEH,
SPECIAL SAUCE.

423
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:34,485
WAIT,
SOAP IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE?

424
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:36,383
- THEN YOU GRAB YOURSELF
SOME LETTUCE.

425
00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:39,799
AND VOILA!

426
00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:41,561
ONE PERFECT KRABBY PATTY!

427
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:43,943
I ONLY WISH I COULD SEE
HOW BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKS.

428
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:45,875
NUMBER 17, YOUR PATTY IS READY.

429
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,049
WHOA.

430
00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:48,292
WATCH YOUR STEP, SQUIDWARD.

431
00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:50,190
IT IS PITCH BLACK OUT HERE.

432
00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:52,675
- DON'T KNOW;
DON'T WANT TO.

433
00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:54,608
- ORDER NUMBER 17.

434
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:56,645
ORDER NUMBER 17?

435
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,129
ORDER 17?

436
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:00,925
NOPE.

437
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:02,375
HMMM, NO.

438
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:03,721
Thwack!

439
00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:04,824
ORDER 17?

440
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:14,042
ORDER 17.

441
00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:15,457
YOUR KRABBY PATTY, MA'AM.

442
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,907
- THAT'S IT.

443
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,392
I'M TRYING SOMETHING ELSE.

444
00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:20,186
Boing!

445
00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:22,809
WHERE ARE THOSE EARDRUMS?

446
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:25,398
- HEY, THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON.

447
00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:28,262
AAH!

448
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,783
MR. KRABS.

449
00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:33,509
HELP ME, MR. KRABS.

450
00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:35,511
I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW
TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES.

451
00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:37,617
PLEASE TELL ME
THE SECRET RECIPE AGAIN.

452
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,963
- [panting]

453
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:41,000
FINALLY, THE EAR DRUM.

454
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,346
WHEW.

455
00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:44,727
NOW, I'LL JUST UNPLUG
THIS THING.

456
00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:45,728
[grunts]

457
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:47,316
- NEED A LITTLE REFRESHER, EH?

458
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,524
OKAY, BOY.

459
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,226
I'LL RUN THROUGH
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA

460
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,251
ONE MORE TIME.

461
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:52,355
FIRST...

462
00:16:58,914 --> 00:17:00,640
- LET ME SEE
WHAT I CAN TUNE IN HERE.

463
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:02,193
HMM.

464
00:17:02,297 --> 00:17:05,541
- THE SECRET OF
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...

465
00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:07,026
- JACKPOT!

466
00:17:07,129 --> 00:17:07,612
- HUH?

467
00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:09,614
- I SAID,

468
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:12,341
THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA IS...

469
00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:14,240
- COULD YOU SPEAK
A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE?

470
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,242
- THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA IS...

471
00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:18,554
- WHAT?
- HOLD ON.

472
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:22,144
- HERE IT COMES.

473
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:26,390
- THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA IS...

474
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:28,495
- AAAAH!

475
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:29,703
DNNH!

476
00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,084
UUGH!
UUGH!

477
00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,879
WOOMPH.

478
00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:34,639
I HATE MY LIFE!

479
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,331
- IS THIS THING LOUD ENOUGH?

480
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:38,126
- OH, SURE,
I CAN HEAR YOU FINE NOW.

481
00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,438
- WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?

482
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,542
- OH, IT, UH...

483
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,165
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T REMEMBER.

484
00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,132
- ME NEITHER.

485
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:45,133
SO WE GOOD?

486
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,582
- YEAH.

487
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:47,721
- GET OUT.
- OKAY!

488
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:50,414
- ENOUGH WITH
THESE PETTY CARNAL SENSES.

489
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,381
IF I'M GOING TO GET
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE,

490
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,935
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO
TO COMMAND CENTRAL...

491
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:57,455
[evil laughter]

492
00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,319
THE BRAIN.

493
00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:00,148
Honk!

494
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:03,323
[evil laughter]

495
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:04,980
UGH!

496
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,878
HI, FRIEND.

497
00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:09,157
WHY AM I MAKING
IDIOTIC COMMENTS?!

498
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,260
[gasps]

499
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,021
SUPERFICIAL GREETINGS?

500
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,714
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT...

501
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,612
PERSONAL OPINIONS?

502
00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:18,131
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES?

503
00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:20,340
NO, NO, NO, NO!

504
00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:21,444
THIS IS ALL USELESS!

505
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:24,172
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO IN DEEPER.

506
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:26,622
Squish!

507
00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:27,726
UGH.

508
00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:29,728
WHERE AM I?

509
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:34,734
- [meows]

510
00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:37,046
[squishing sounds]

511
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,565
EW.

512
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,361
THAT'S DISGUSTING.

513
00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:44,502
NOW, WHERE DO MORONS
KEEP ALL THEIR SECRETS?

514
00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:47,263
NOPE.

515
00:18:48,472 --> 00:18:50,681
[squishing sounds]

516
00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:53,408
DOESN'T THIS KID
HAVE ANY SECRETS?

517
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:54,271
AHA!

518
00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:55,824
THE LIBRARY,

519
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,585
WHERE HE KEEPS RECORDS
OF HIS EVERY THOUGHT.

520
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:03,901
ALL OF HIS DEEPEST,
JUICIEST SECRETS.

521
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,043
[grunting]

522
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,010
IN CONVENIENT
ALPHABETICAL ORDER.

523
00:19:10,114 --> 00:19:11,598
LOOK AT THAT.

524
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:14,463
"Q," "R," "S."

525
00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:18,122
"SOUNDS THAT MAKE
SQUIDWARD UPSET"?

526
00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:20,262
- [annoying laughter]

527
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,785
- "PATRICK'S FAVORITE PLACES
TO BE SCRATCHED"?

528
00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:29,927
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

529
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,756
- UH, UH,
SCRATCHING!

530
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,622
- AAGH, ALL OF THESE SECRETS
ARE LAME.

531
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,003
WAIT A MINUTE.

532
00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:39,212
WHAT'S THIS?

533
00:19:39,316 --> 00:19:42,077
THE SECRET RECIPE
ISN'T IN THE BRAIN?

534
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,699
IT'S LOCATED IN THE HEART.

535
00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:45,701
HOW CHEESY.

536
00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:46,805
[tinkling]

537
00:19:50,016 --> 00:19:51,811
thwump!

538
00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:52,812
UGH.

539
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:54,331
UH.

540
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:57,403
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE.

541
00:19:57,506 --> 00:19:59,198
YES, YES, YES!

542
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:00,302
HERE IT IS!

543
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:02,787
[lips smacking]

544
00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,479
MY MOUTH IS WATERING.

545
00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:06,619
MY TASTE BUDS ARE TINGLING.

546
00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:07,930
[tinkling]

547
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,243
MM, MM.
OH, YEAH.

548
00:20:10,347 --> 00:20:13,626
IT FEELS SOGOOD.

549
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,662
I CAN FEEL IT ALL THE WAY
TO MY FINGER...

550
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:17,492
STUMPS.

551
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:20,529
ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS COMING
TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY.

552
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,290
AND IT'S ALL MINE!

553
00:20:22,393 --> 00:20:25,534
[evil laughter]

554
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,364
HWUH.

555
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,780
OKAY, THAT WAS WEIRD.

556
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:32,541
LIKE I WAS SAYING,
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE

557
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,647
IS THE DELICIOUS SOLE PROPERTY
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.

558
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,511
HWUH.

559
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:37,822
WHO SAID THAT?!

560
00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:39,583
[groaning]

561
00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:44,070
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

562
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:45,968
SO WARM AND...

563
00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:47,694
[gasps]
FUZZY.

564
00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:48,868
IT'S...

565
00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:50,904
Pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!

566
00:20:51,008 --> 00:20:52,941
IT'S...

567
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,356
ping! ping! ping!

568
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,913
[shattering sounds]

569
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:02,813
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

570
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,711
[laughs]

571
00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:09,923
ALL OF THE DELICIOUS INGREDIENTS
LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY.

572
00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:11,200
- YOU GOT THE RECIPE?

573
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,616
- I SURE DID.

574
00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,203
- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

575
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,587
BRING IT BACK
TO THE CHUM BUCKET.

576
00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:19,347
- KAREN, WOULDN'T THAT
BE STEALING?

577
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:20,658
- WHAT?
STEALING?

578
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:22,177
- THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE

579
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,766
IS THE DELICIOUS SOLE PROPERTY
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.

580
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:25,905
- OH, BROTHER.

581
00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:26,906
Beep!

582
00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:28,356
Thwack!

583
00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:30,530
[whirring]

584
00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:37,710
- HEY, EVERYBODY!

585
00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:39,539
WAIT, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.

586
00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:43,888
NOW, WHAT WAS IT?

587
00:21:43,992 --> 00:21:46,960
Thwack!

588
00:21:47,064 --> 00:21:50,757
- [groaning]

589
00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:53,070
[slurping]

590
00:21:53,173 --> 00:21:54,071
pop!

591
00:21:54,174 --> 00:21:55,072
Hiss!

592
00:21:55,175 --> 00:21:56,798
HUH?

593
00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:59,766
[groaning]

594
00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:05,150
pop!

595
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:07,809
Pop!

596
00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:08,948
Pop!

597
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:11,570
Sproing!

598
00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:14,263
[shattering sounds]

599
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,233
[relaxed sigh]

600
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:18,992
- OH, WELL.

601
00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:21,685
NEVER MIND.

602
00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:29,105
Thwack!

603
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,558
- WELL, WHERE'S THE RECIPE?

604
00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:33,661
- THE WHAT?

605
00:22:33,697 --> 00:22:36,907
- I KNEW YOU'D LOUSE THIS UP.

606
00:22:37,010 --> 00:22:38,010
- LOUSE WHAT UP?

607
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,330
[lilting ukulele music]

608
00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:54,269
♪

609
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,574
[kids laughing]